Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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