Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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