: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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