that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I can't turn off my feet"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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