why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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