google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
P.S. I can't hear my feet
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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