Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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