nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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