Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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