Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
wow bdsm is so cute
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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