Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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