I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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