This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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