ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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