i think my mom watched the whole time
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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