her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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