Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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