if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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