Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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