please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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