What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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