we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
