I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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