I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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