I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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