did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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