Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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