u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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