from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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