who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
that is very illegal...i love you.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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