Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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