There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Your penis caused this!
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