We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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