I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I know her cup size but not her name....
I think i got beer on your cat.
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