so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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