Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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