Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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