Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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