Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Randomize
