His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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