her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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