its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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