Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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