.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Come see our sink grown plant.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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