cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
