Jerry, you need to find god
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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