absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
how does that bad decision feel?
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