How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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