apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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