I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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